My life is incredible right now. I know
what you may be thinking: But Sam, it’s finals week. How could anything be good
in the world at this point? I’ll tell you: JEFF MAURO, AKA the cutest man in
the whole wide world and host of Sandwich
King on the Food Network, retweeted me!!
Meredith and I were watching Sandwich King this morning, and we were
treated to Jeff Mauro’s “Cereal Crunching” song, one of the many songs that he
makes up while cooking, and I decided to tweet him about how I couldn’t decide
which one I loved more: the “Cereal Crunching” song, or a song about his tiny whisk
that he sang last week (entitled “Baby Whisk”).
So 10 minutes later, I hear my phone
make a noise I’d never heard before, and it is a notification that JEFF MAURO
HAD RESPONDED TO MY TWEET!! He informed me that both songs were currently
rocketing up the charts.
Well, Meredith and I started jumping
and screaming and hyperventilating, which brought a very concerned Michelle and
Amelia over to make sure we weren’t being murdered. But I still maintain that
we did not overreact.
Society may still expect me to study
for finals for the rest of the day, but I’ve declared it a national holiday:
The Day Jeff Mauro Retweeted Me, and I think I’ll be taking the rest of the day
off.
-Sam
